I'm 16. I don't have time to give a fuck about stupid shit.

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(via crystallized-teardrops)

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via desperatel-y)

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David Nicholls, One Day (via teenager90s)

(via desperatel-y)

You can live your whole life not realising that what you’re looking for is right in front of you.
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William Chapman  (via beautiphool)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via desperatel-y)

Be somebody nobody thought you could be.
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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via fake-mermaid)

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ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via fake-mermaid)

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6 days ago

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via crystallized-teardrops)

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6 days ago

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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meladoodle:

Hey, no offense but do you want to hold hands?

(Source: meladoodle, via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)

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10 word story (via selectables)

(Source: selectables, via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)

Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you
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