I'm 16. I don't have time to give a fuck about stupid shit.

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via mr-cuddlesandotoko)

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194096
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12 hours ago

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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20326
Posted
1 day ago

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via fake-mermaid)

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94958
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1 day ago

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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(via departured)

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53539
Posted
3 days ago

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via fake-mermaid)

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776994
Posted
3 days ago

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420, via fake-mermaid)

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481509
Posted
3 days ago

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via neckdeepinthat)

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414173
Posted
3 days ago
katara:

i do not recall saying this 

katara:

i do not recall saying this 

(Source: mtvtr3s, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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11409
Posted
4 days ago
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