I'm 16. I don't have time to give a fuck about stupid shit.

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild, via guy)

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6 hours ago

intensional:

this is so sad to watch

(via guy)

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6 hours ago

toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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(Source: puto1, via seedy)

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3 days ago

rissalady:

sailorp00n:

jackhawksmoor:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD

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HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

omfg

I seriously cannot stop laughing at this.

(via guy)

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3 days ago

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via mr-cuddlesandotoko)

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4 days ago

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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5 days ago

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via fake-mermaid)

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5 days ago

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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(via departured)

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1 week ago

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago
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